Aunt Marge

A lot of you know my old maid Aunt Marge. If you do that will make this story all the more funny.

The phone rang at my parent's house this afternoon. Marge answered.

Marge: "Hello."

"Hey pretty girl, how are ya?"

Marge: "Well, I'm fine, but, who is this? This is the Myers residence."

"Ooooohhhhhh (with a groaning sound) I've got the wrong number..."

Click.